happydork: The man your man could smell like (from the Old Spice ad) with the caption: Hello Ladies (Hello Ladies)
happydork ([personal profile] happydork) wrote in [community profile] oldspice_kinkmeme2010-08-03 07:49 pm
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Look at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Now back at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Sadly, it isn't this comm, but if it stopped featuring other fandoms and switched to writing about The Old Spice Man, it could smell like this comm:

-- Please post each new prompt as the start of a new thread.
-- If you are filling a prompt, please post your fill as a reply to that comment and include the word "fill" in the title of your comment.
-- Please keep things civil.
-- If something needs the attention of the mods, please post a comment with the word "mods" in the title of that comment or email oldspicekinkmeme [at] gmail [dot] com.
-- I'm on a horse.

[EDIT as of 5th April 2013: The only traffic here is now spam, so anonymous comments have been turned off.]

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
It was a Tuesday, which meant that Old Spice Man was taking some time out from flexing his pectoral muscles to commune with the forces of nature that had made a manly man such as himself possible. He had a mission, you see. And that mission was to make the world 1000% more beautiful for a few wonderful years, until it was time for him to fly to the edge of the universe on the back of a golden unicorn. Only it wouldn't feel like years to everyone else. No, to everyone under the spell of his magnificently chiseled abs and bulging biceps, it would feel like an eternity of mind-bending awesome. Such was the power Old Spice Man had been granted, and a power like that was not to be taken lightly. It was essential he used his powers for the good of mankind.

And so the Old Spice man decided it was time to go take a stroll down the street, riding his horse backwards, giving out diamonds and manly body wash, and making all who crossed his path faint with pure delight. Fortunately, Old Spice Man was quick enough that every person who hit the ground was comforted by the delightful sensation of a crushed velvet pillow cushioning their fall. Such was the work put before him, and he would not rest until his purpose in life was complete.
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[personal profile] paraka 2011-05-25 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hi! *waves*

[livejournal.com profile] stargate_sg1sg1 are putting together a podfic anthology of some of these kink meme responses. We were hoping to use this story. Because this is an anon kink meme, we're kind of in a weird place asking for permission to record (I'm not even sure if the author is following comments or who the author is even if I get a response). So I'm just gonna hope that the author sees this and won't mind. If the author sees this and *does* mind, please feel free to tell me (or tel me if you're ok with it!) and I'll take the story out of the anthology. I'm hoping to post it a week from now so if you let me know before then, it won't get released at all, if you let me know after, I'll remove it.

I hope you're ok with that!