Someone wrote in [community profile] oldspice_kinkmeme 2010-08-04 04:00 am (UTC)

It was a Tuesday, which meant that Old Spice Man was taking some time out from flexing his pectoral muscles to commune with the forces of nature that had made a manly man such as himself possible. He had a mission, you see. And that mission was to make the world 1000% more beautiful for a few wonderful years, until it was time for him to fly to the edge of the universe on the back of a golden unicorn. Only it wouldn't feel like years to everyone else. No, to everyone under the spell of his magnificently chiseled abs and bulging biceps, it would feel like an eternity of mind-bending awesome. Such was the power Old Spice Man had been granted, and a power like that was not to be taken lightly. It was essential he used his powers for the good of mankind.

And so the Old Spice man decided it was time to go take a stroll down the street, riding his horse backwards, giving out diamonds and manly body wash, and making all who crossed his path faint with pure delight. Fortunately, Old Spice Man was quick enough that every person who hit the ground was comforted by the delightful sensation of a crushed velvet pillow cushioning their fall. Such was the work put before him, and he would not rest until his purpose in life was complete.

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