happydork: The man your man could smell like (from the Old Spice ad) with the caption: Hello Ladies (Hello Ladies)
happydork ([personal profile] happydork) wrote in [community profile] oldspice_kinkmeme2010-08-03 07:49 pm
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Look at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Now back at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Sadly, it isn't this comm, but if it stopped featuring other fandoms and switched to writing about The Old Spice Man, it could smell like this comm:

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[personal profile] lovepeaceohana 2010-08-22 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man meets Luscious Lucius Malfoy. Pweeeeease...?

(Anonymous) 2010-08-24 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, Deadpool. Look at your partner. Now look at me. Back at your partner. Back to me. Sadly, he isn't me.

(Anonymous) 2011-01-09 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, Deadpool.

Look at you partner, now back at me. Now back at your partner. Now back at me. Sadly, he isn’t me. But if he stoped using lady-scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like me.

Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re on Providence with the man your partner could smell like.

What’s in your hand? Back at me. It’s two tickets to that thing with Bea Arthur that you love.

Look again. The tickets are now cheez puffs!

Anything is possible when your partner smells like Old Spice and not a lady.

I’m on a Cable.
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[personal profile] nevanna 2010-08-31 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man meets Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries. (Slight preference for TV show, since I haven't read the books, but go with whatever works for you.)

(Anonymous) 2010-09-01 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Because every fandom needs one: Old Spice Man de-aging fic please. What were the early years like for Old Spice Man?
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[personal profile] hellpenguin 2010-09-15 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hello High School ladies,

Look at your 'man', now back to me, now back at your 'man', now back to me.

Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped conforming to social norms and etiquette, he could act like he’s me.

Look down, back up, where are you?

You’re under the bleachers with the man your man could act like.

What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a yearbook with two tickets to that Prom you love. Look again, the tickets are now valentines.

Anything is possible when your man acts like a manly social outcast and not a lady.

I’m on a bus.

(Anonymous) 2010-09-29 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Don Draper pitches the Old Spice Man's ad.

Old Spice Man and Mayhem

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Old Space Man meets Mayhem. Because it should totes happen.

Re: Old Spice Man and Mayhem

(Anonymous) 2011-04-20 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
This needs happen. So hard.


(Anonymous) 2010-11-08 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)


(Anonymous) 2010-11-14 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm on the Justice League's Watchtower"


(Cartoon series perferred. XD)

The man your nation could smell like

(Anonymous) 2011-04-07 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Look at me. Now look at a world map. Now back at me. Now back at the map. You can't fine Lithuania on that map, can you? That's because it's a tiny Baltic state that has come out with a national perfume that is not Old Spice.
(Seriously: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/lithuania-launches-national-perfume-2176872.html )

Sadly, no one knows about Lithuania. But if Lithuania made its national scent Old Spice, and not French-made lady-scented perfume, it could become the greatest nation in the world.

A world where the national scent of Lithuania is Old Spice- and the now manly smelling nation rules the world. All with the help of Old Spice Man, of course. DO IT.

I'm on the seat of undisputed global rule.
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[personal profile] paraka 2011-06-05 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
So, people here be interested in knowing that [livejournal.com profile] stargate_sg1sg1 and I have made an anthology podfic of some of the fills on this kinkmeme (possibly with more to come). The podfic details can be found here. :)

I couldn't help but notice from this ivy-covered balcony

(Anonymous) 2011-06-10 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
That you're frustrated with the autobots, Megatron.

Maybe you would have more luck if unlike your second in command, you didn't smell like a woman.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-01 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Superman and Batman are both secretly Old Spice men. One day they notice that someone (Flash? Martian Manhunter? Green Arrow? I don't know!) is wearing Lady Scented Bodywash.

CLEARLY they must show him the error of his ways!

Old Spice Man/Tobuscus

(Anonymous) 2011-12-23 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Do it. You know you want to.

Old Spice Guy X Kraft Zesty Guy OTP 5EVER

[personal profile] srs25us 2013-06-07 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)

Kraft Zesty Guy:

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