happydork: The man your man could smell like (from the Old Spice ad) with the caption: Hello Ladies (Hello Ladies)
happydork ([personal profile] happydork) wrote in [community profile] oldspice_kinkmeme2010-08-03 07:49 pm
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SWAN DIVE! INTO THE BEST KINK MEME OF YOUR LIFE!

Look at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Now back at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Sadly, it isn't this comm, but if it stopped featuring other fandoms and switched to writing about The Old Spice Man, it could smell like this comm:

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-- I'm on a horse.


[EDIT as of 5th April 2013: The only traffic here is now spam, so anonymous comments have been turned off.]

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Your favourite character from that fandom you love is using Lady Scented Body Wash! How will The Old Spice Man convince this character to smell like Old Spice and not a lady?

I'm in a comment.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man teaches the crew of the Firefly how to (a) bake a gourmet cake, (b) build a dream kitchen, or (c) ride a horse backwards.

It's entirely possible that Jayne falls in love with him, but that's up to you. :D

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
The Old Spice Man meets Jamie Hyneman in a bar while Adam is there and it's obvious that they've met before, and that they have an ongoing competition about who is the most manly. Adam is confused. Then they have a threesome!

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I WANT FIC WHERE THE OLD SPICE MAN EMERGES ONCE A GENERATION LIKE A VAMPIRE SLAYER WITH THE POWER TO BE REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD LOOKING. AND ALSO BEND REALITY AROUND HIMSELF.

Sorry for the all caps, I typed this somewhere else and didn't feel like retyping it.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Look at me. Now look at your screen. What is that thing made of win and kittens riding ponies in a field of your favorite flowers? Kanye West and Old Spice Man in an epic battle of awesomeness and ego. I'm on a swan.

(If you are mean to Kanye puppies cry.)

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, also? Old Spice Man needs both a nemesis and a a femal counterpart and a female counterpart. And they can team up and fught cripme and be ridiculously good looking.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
The Old Spice Man has an inexplicable sex change and is suddenly the Old Spice Lady. What happens next?

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Shawn and Gus are hired to investigate a crime involving Old Spice Man. Shawn has the obvious hots for Old Spice Man, and Gus is so jealous because, seriously, Old Spice Man?? And not Gus??? Then Old Spice Man works his magic on Gus and Gus starts wanting to do him too, and at first he gets all sneakily competitive with Shawn, but then they both admit what they're doing and decide to team up and seduce him together! Up to you whether Old Spice Man has any idea what's going on, and whether their seduction works!

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Or, honestly, Shawn and Gus are hired to investigate a crime that Old Spice Man is involved in. And absolutely anything that happens after that will be golden!

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Are You There God? It's Me, The Old Spice Man.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Guy encounters FEMINIST HULK (http://twitter.com/feministhulk) in the shower. Judith Butler ensues?

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man. John Sheppard. Bodyswap. Bonus points for masturbation and/or either one of them having sex with Rodney.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
It's a battle for the souls (or at least scents) of all of Ohtori Acadamy! The Old Spice Man on his horse versus Akio and his Car.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking of Old Spice Man and USA shows, White Collar and Old Spice Man! Neal thinks Peter needs a Signature Look (or smell, as it goes), and who better to help out than the Old Spice Man?

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Guy and Leverage. "Let's go steal some body wash."

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man meets John Barrowman. On a boat. This comment is now a musical.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Guy in the Watchmen universe. How will the world react to someone being even more remarkably shirtless and muscular than Dr. Manhattan? How will Veidt try to market it? And just how annoyed can Rorschach get?

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
The Old Spice Guy meets the Most Interesting Man in the World. What will happen when worlds collide?

(Most Interesting Man Dos Equis ad collection: here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U18VkI0uDxE))
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[personal profile] ellen_fremedon 2010-08-04 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You win at everything.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-05 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man. Luke Cage. Write me a fic where they interact anon? Or maybe where they're the same person and Cage!Old Spice Man proceeds to grace the Marvel Universe with his majesty?

(Extra points for Iron Fist!)
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[personal profile] retrofit 2010-08-05 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
BRILLIANCE!

(Anonymous) 2010-08-05 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
The Old Spice Man meets up with Crowley and/or Aziraphale. After all, a gentlebeing must use one's powers for Good Evil Awesome the olfactory and visual pleasure of the ladies.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-05 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man meets Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. It's pretty clear that John Watson will not be wearing lady-scented body wash. Perhaps Holmes is?

(Anonymous) 2010-08-05 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man meets Perfect Italiano Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgBEpkaIhcs)! Slash, gen, anything.

(Bonus second Perfect Italiano ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAOiNVK3mzQ) which I actually prefer. "I love to listen with power. I love to listen to the problems of your friends. Tell me more!")
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[personal profile] dmp 2010-08-05 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You win at life.

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