oldspice_kinkmeme: SWAN DIVE! INTO THE BEST KINK MEME OF YOUR LIFE!

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@ 2010-08-03 07:49 pm UTC

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SWAN DIVE! INTO THE BEST KINK MEME OF YOUR LIFE!

Look at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Now back at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Sadly, it isn't this comm, but if it stopped featuring other fandoms and switched to writing about The Old Spice Man, it could smell like this comm:

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	(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Old Spice Guy encounters FEMINIST HULK (http://twitter.com/feministhulk) in the shower. Judith Butler ensues? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theleaveswant 2010-08-04 03:27 am UTC (link)
	And that, jedis and lentilmen, is the sound of my brain breaking IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

(Anonymous)
2010-08-04 06:53 am UTC (link)

"Hello, FEMINIST HULK. I observe that you are using lady-scented body wash."

"HULK FIND LAVENDER FRAGRANCE RELAXING AFTER DAY OF SMASH."

"Wouldn't you like to smell like me?"

"HULK WOULD RATHER SMASH GENDER BINARY OF PERFORMATIVE SHOWERING."

"Your tiny purple shorts hanging on the towel rack now hold tickets to the Sleater-Kinney reunion concert. And diamonds."

"HULK ENJOY CORIN TUCKER'S REJECTION OF TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES AND CONSUMERISM. BUT DIAMONDS MAKE HULK WANT TO SMASH HEGEMONY OF POST-COLONIAL OPPRESSION. ALSO, STILL PREFER TO SMELL LIKE FIELD OF FLOWERS."

"You puzzle me, Feminist Hulk. Your wish to use lady-scented body wash, even whilst smelling the intoxicating scent of my Old Spice, is unparalleled in my experience. "

"Feminist Hulk makes a good critique, Old Spice Man. Your discourse is being circumscribed by a learned sex/gender distinction. Please pass me the loofah."

"Hello, Judith Butler. Allow me to scrub your back. So you and Feminist Hulk are saying that my devotion to Old Spice body wash might be part of a larger regulative discourse to maintain an essential ontological gender?"

"That's correct, Old Spice Man."

"HULK SMASH EPISTEMOLOGICAL FRAMEWORKS, WHILE SMELLING LIKE SPRING GARDEN."

"I understand. Allow me to bake you a cake, Feminist Hulk and Judith Butler, while we discuss intersectionality and the beauty of giant green muscles."

"Congratulations on making a break with compulsory heterosexuality, Old Spice Man."

"HULK IS VERY HAPPY TO SHARE TEARS OF JOY AND ORGANIC WHOLE WHEAT PASTRY FLOUR WITH OLD SPICE MAN AND JUDITH BUTLER."

"I'm on a unicorn."

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	bunners 2010-08-04 07:02 am UTC (link)
	THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	gavagai 2010-08-04 07:05 am UTC (link)
	Oh my god I love you. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 08:19 am UTC (link)
	The amazingness of this response could not remotely by encompassed by my mind at the time I made my request. BRA-FREAKING-VO. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2010-08-04 04:39 pm UTC (Expand)

	tiferet 2010-08-04 08:47 am UTC (link)
	ded OMGLOLDEDOFLOL Win and awesome! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 08:55 am UTC (link)
	This is a thing of great beauty. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 11:13 am UTC (link)
	THANK YOU. Thank you thank you thank you. This has made my day. :D (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	were_duck 2010-08-04 12:01 pm UTC (link)
	UM YOU ARE NOW MY FAVORITE PERSON! PLEASE TO BE SMASHING MORE HEGEMONY! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	meloukhia 2010-08-04 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	is ded (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	ruthi 2010-08-04 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	:D <3 (I have no words and am reduced to emoticons of glee) (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	arallara 2010-08-04 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	Yaaaaayyy!! "HULK WOULD RATHER SMASH GENDER BINARY OF PERFORMATIVE SHOWERING." AWESOME. I'm on a unicorn, indeed. g (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	transient 2010-08-04 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	A beautiful thing to start the morning with. AWESOME. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	toft 2010-08-04 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	THIS IS AWESOME (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	isagel 2010-08-04 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/ (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	sasha_feather 2010-08-04 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	LOVE. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	copracat 2010-08-04 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	Your win is truly epic. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	<3 <3 <3! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	jadelennox 2010-08-04 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Two of my favorite icons express their approval: (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	glass_icarus 2010-08-04 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	DIES &hearts &hearts &hearts &hearts &hearts! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	oliviacirce 2010-08-04 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	This is possibly the best thing I have ever read. A+++++ (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	musesfool 2010-08-04 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	starlady 2010-08-04 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, this is amazing. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	FILL: Old Spice Man encounters FEMINIST HULK in shower, + Judith Butler (Anonymous) 2010-08-04 07:54 am UTC (link)
	here: http://oldspice-kinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/460.html?thread=12748&style=mine#cmt12748 (HULK SMASH INABILITY TO EDIT ANON COMMENT. AND PATRIARCHY.) (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

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