SWAN DIVE! INTO THE BEST KINK MEME OF YOUR LIFE!

[happydork]

Look at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Now back at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Sadly, it isn't this comm, but if it stopped featuring other fandoms and switched to writing about The Old Spice Man, it could smell like this comm:

-- Please post each new prompt as the start of a new thread.
-- If you are filling a prompt, please post your fill as a reply to that comment and include the word "fill" in the title of your comment.
-- Please keep things civil.
-- If something needs the attention of the mods, please post a comment with the word "mods" in the title of that comment or email oldspicekinkmeme [at] gmail [dot] com.
-- I'm on a horse.


[EDIT as of 5th April 2013: The only traffic here is now spam, so anonymous comments have been turned off.]

Comments

Fill

[(Anonymous)]

"He's got to be one of ours."

"Nonsense, my dear, he's definitely on our side."

"Look at him! He's half-naked in the shower."

"As they say, cleanliness is next to godliness."

"Angel, honestly. He's inducing lust and covetousness by using sex appeal and offering diamonds, and he's solely trying to make a buck. That's got He -- Down Below written all over it."

"He's utterly charming and he wants to make people happy. How is that not Heaven-like?"

"He wants to make ladies happy."

"And men."

"... Sometimes I think that, even after 6,000 years, I'll never really get to know you."

"Really, my dear. Maybe he's just doing the human thing and straddling Heaven and Hell."

"I think he straddles a horse regularly, actually."

"*sigh* Crowley. Now if you'll excuse me, I really must dash."

"Wiles to thwart?"

"... And maybe a spot of shopping."

"What?"

"Oh, nothing. We're still on for the Ritz on Sunday, yes?"

Re: Fill

[(Anonymous)]

Love this! Brilliant <3

Re: Fill

[paraka]

Hi! *waves*

stargate_sg1sg1 are putting together a podfic anthology of some of these kink meme responses. We were hoping to use this story. Because this is an anon kink meme, we're kind of in a weird place asking for permission to record (I'm not even sure if the author is following comments or who the author is even if I get a response). So I'm just gonna hope that the author sees this and won't mind. If the author sees this and *does* mind, please feel free to tell me (or tell me if you're ok with it!) and I'll take the story out of the anthology. I'm hoping to post it by the end of this week so if you let me know before then, it won't get released at all, if you let me know after, I'll remove it.

I hope you're ok with that!