happydork: The man your man could smell like (from the Old Spice ad) with the caption: Hello Ladies (Hello Ladies)
happydork ([personal profile] happydork) wrote in [community profile] oldspice_kinkmeme2010-08-03 07:49 pm
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SWAN DIVE! INTO THE BEST KINK MEME OF YOUR LIFE!

Look at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Now back at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Sadly, it isn't this comm, but if it stopped featuring other fandoms and switched to writing about The Old Spice Man, it could smell like this comm:

-- Please post each new prompt as the start of a new thread.
-- If you are filling a prompt, please post your fill as a reply to that comment and include the word "fill" in the title of your comment.
-- Please keep things civil.
-- If something needs the attention of the mods, please post a comment with the word "mods" in the title of that comment or email oldspicekinkmeme [at] gmail [dot] com.
-- I'm on a horse.


[EDIT as of 5th April 2013: The only traffic here is now spam, so anonymous comments have been turned off.]

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
The Old Spice Man has an inexplicable sex change and is suddenly the Old Spice Lady. What happens next?

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
ImageHello, ladies.

Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me. I may not be a man, but I know what it's like to smell like a man, and I know what I like to smell on a man. I'll give you a hint: it's not those lady-scented body washes. No, those lady-scented body washes are for us -- at least, those of us who don't spend our days chasing down sharktopuslions from Titan or wrestling giant squids with our bare hands.

When I want a man, I want a man who smells like Old Spice. Just like this bottle I have here in my hand! Now, look! The bottle is now tickets to that thing you like. Look again! The tickets are now diamonds. Diamonds to buy you all the lady-scented body wash you want, and all the Old Spice body wash you need for your man.

And, ladies, if you don't want a man, I like long walks on the beach and swan dives off of cliffs into miraculously appearing jacuzzis. Give me a call.

I'm on a horse.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, [personal profile] happydork!

I am happy to hear that you are happy! Indeed, making people happy is the reason I do this in the first place! And it's why I believe so firmly in Old Spice body wash instead of lady-scented body wash. Firmly, indeed -- firm like the muscles of my glorious, Old Spice-scented chest.

Monocle smile.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
*dies dies dies* You totally win!! Thank you!

~original prompter

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, original prompter!

I do win! In fact, in my hand I have the winning lottery ticket worth millions of dollars. And it's all for you! As long as you use it to buy a lifetime supply of Old Spice body wash for your man.

Because then your man would smell like me. And don't you want that for your man?

Swan dive.
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[personal profile] saekhwa 2010-08-04 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, this is GENIUS. *glees*
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[personal profile] paraka 2011-05-25 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hi! *waves*

[livejournal.com profile] stargate_sg1sg1 are putting together a podfic anthology of some of these kink meme responses. We were hoping to use this story. Because this is an anon kink meme, we're kind of in a weird place asking for permission to record (I'm not even sure if the author is following comments or who the author is even if I get a response). So I'm just gonna hope that the author sees this and won't mind. If the author sees this and *does* mind, please feel free to tell me (or tell me if you're ok with it!) and I'll take the story out of the anthology. I'm hoping to post it a week from now so if you let me know before then, it won't get released at all, if you let me know after, I'll remove it.

I hope you're ok with that!