happydork: The man your man could smell like (from the Old Spice ad) with the caption: Hello Ladies (Hello Ladies)
happydork ([personal profile] happydork) wrote in [community profile] oldspice_kinkmeme2010-08-03 07:49 pm
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SWAN DIVE! INTO THE BEST KINK MEME OF YOUR LIFE!

Look at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Now back at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Sadly, it isn't this comm, but if it stopped featuring other fandoms and switched to writing about The Old Spice Man, it could smell like this comm:

-- Please post each new prompt as the start of a new thread.
-- If you are filling a prompt, please post your fill as a reply to that comment and include the word "fill" in the title of your comment.
-- Please keep things civil.
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-- I'm on a horse.


[EDIT as of 5th April 2013: The only traffic here is now spam, so anonymous comments have been turned off.]

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man teaches the crew of the Firefly how to (a) bake a gourmet cake, (b) build a dream kitchen, or (c) ride a horse backwards.

It's entirely possible that Jayne falls in love with him, but that's up to you. :D

Minifill: HELLO SPACE SMUGGLERS

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, Space Smugglers.

Look at your crew. Now back to me. Now back to your crew. Now back at me. Sadly, your crew isn't me. But if they stopped using generic molded protein and switched to Old Spice Delux Molded Protein, they could bake gourmet cakes like they're me.

Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in a SPACE KITCHEN, with the man your crew could bake cakes like.

What's on your plate? Back at me. I have it. It's two bullets for that gun you love. Look again. The bullets are now DIAMONDS.

Anything is possible when your crew bakes with Old Spice Delux Molded Protein, and not generic.

I'm on a Jayne.
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[personal profile] bunners 2010-08-04 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
THAT LAST LINE IS AWESOME.
ruthi: it looks like fireworks  (ooh shiny)

Re: Minifill: HELLO SPACE SMUGGLERS

[personal profile] ruthi 2010-08-04 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha! You made me laugh, anon! so much <3
carmarthen: "Would you like my hat?" (Default)

Re: Minifill: HELLO SPACE SMUGGLERS

[personal profile] carmarthen 2010-08-05 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in a SPACE KITCHEN, with the man your crew could bake cakes like.

*ded* There is nothing about this that is not AWESOME.

Would Jayne prefer diamonds or bullets? Hmmmm.
eatsscissors: (IT'S SO FLUFFY!)

Re: Minifill: HELLO SPACE SMUGGLERS

[personal profile] eatsscissors 2010-08-05 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I just laughed so hard that I scared the cat. RESPLENDENT.
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Re: Minifill: HELLO SPACE SMUGGLERS

[personal profile] green_grrl 2010-08-05 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'm on a Jayne.

*dies and dies and dies* SHEER AWESOME!

Re: Minifill: HELLO SPACE SMUGGLERS

(Anonymous) 2010-08-06 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, I love you. And so does Jayne.
paraka: A baby wearing headphones and holding a mic (Default)

Re: Minifill: HELLO SPACE SMUGGLERS

[personal profile] paraka 2011-05-25 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hi! *waves*

[livejournal.com profile] stargate_sg1sg1 are putting together a podfic anthology of some of these kink meme responses. We were hoping to use this story. Because this is an anon kink meme, we're kind of in a weird place asking for permission to record (I'm not even sure if the author is following comments or who the author is even if I get a response). So I'm just gonna hope that the author sees this and won't mind. If the author sees this and *does* mind, please feel free to tell me (or tel me if you're ok with it!) and I'll take the story out of the anthology. I'm hoping to post it a week from now so if you let me know before then, it won't get released at all, if you let me know after, I'll remove it.

I hope you're ok with that!
paraka: A baby wearing headphones and holding a mic (Default)

Re: Minifill: HELLO SPACE SMUGGLERS

[personal profile] paraka 2011-05-25 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Awesome! :D Do you want me to post the podfic to the meme when it's done?
paraka: A baby wearing headphones and holding a mic (Default)

Re: Minifill: HELLO SPACE SMUGGLERS

[personal profile] paraka 2011-05-25 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Cool! I'm aiming to post this next week, but we only got through a handful of the stories so I might try and record more before posting. I'll make sure to cross post here when it goes up though. :)