happydork: The man your man could smell like (from the Old Spice ad) with the caption: Hello Ladies (Hello Ladies)
happydork ([personal profile] happydork) wrote in [community profile] oldspice_kinkmeme2010-08-03 07:49 pm
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SWAN DIVE! INTO THE BEST KINK MEME OF YOUR LIFE!

Look at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Now back at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Sadly, it isn't this comm, but if it stopped featuring other fandoms and switched to writing about The Old Spice Man, it could smell like this comm:

-- Please post each new prompt as the start of a new thread.
-- If you are filling a prompt, please post your fill as a reply to that comment and include the word "fill" in the title of your comment.
-- Please keep things civil.
-- If something needs the attention of the mods, please post a comment with the word "mods" in the title of that comment or email oldspicekinkmeme [at] gmail [dot] com.
-- I'm on a horse.


[EDIT as of 5th April 2013: The only traffic here is now spam, so anonymous comments have been turned off.]

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Hello, FEMINIST HULK. I observe that you are using lady-scented body wash."

"HULK FIND LAVENDER FRAGRANCE RELAXING AFTER DAY OF SMASH."

"Wouldn't you like to smell like me?"

"HULK WOULD RATHER SMASH GENDER BINARY OF PERFORMATIVE SHOWERING."

"Your tiny purple shorts hanging on the towel rack now hold tickets to the Sleater-Kinney reunion concert. And diamonds."

"HULK ENJOY CORIN TUCKER'S REJECTION OF TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES AND CONSUMERISM. BUT DIAMONDS MAKE HULK WANT TO SMASH HEGEMONY OF POST-COLONIAL OPPRESSION. ALSO, STILL PREFER TO SMELL LIKE FIELD OF FLOWERS."

"You puzzle me, Feminist Hulk. Your wish to use lady-scented body wash, even whilst smelling the intoxicating scent of my Old Spice, is unparalleled in my experience. "

"Feminist Hulk makes a good critique, Old Spice Man. Your discourse is being circumscribed by a learned sex/gender distinction. Please pass me the loofah."

"Hello, Judith Butler. Allow me to scrub your back. So you and Feminist Hulk are saying that my devotion to Old Spice body wash might be part of a larger regulative discourse to maintain an essential ontological gender?"

"That's correct, Old Spice Man."

"HULK SMASH EPISTEMOLOGICAL FRAMEWORKS, WHILE SMELLING LIKE SPRING GARDEN."

"I understand. Allow me to bake you a cake, Feminist Hulk and Judith Butler, while we discuss intersectionality and the beauty of giant green muscles."

"Congratulations on making a break with compulsory heterosexuality, Old Spice Man."

"HULK IS VERY HAPPY TO SHARE TEARS OF JOY AND ORGANIC WHOLE WHEAT PASTRY FLOUR WITH OLD SPICE MAN AND JUDITH BUTLER."

"I'm on a unicorn."

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[personal profile] bunners 2010-08-04 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.
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[personal profile] gavagai 2010-08-04 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god I love you.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
The amazingness of this response could not remotely by encompassed by my mind at the time I made my request. BRA-FREAKING-VO.

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[personal profile] tiferet 2010-08-04 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
*ded*
OMGLOLDEDOFLOL

Win and awesome!

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
This is a thing of great beauty.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
THANK YOU. Thank you thank you thank you. This has made my day. :D
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[personal profile] were_duck 2010-08-04 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
UM YOU ARE NOW MY FAVORITE PERSON! PLEASE TO BE SMASHING MORE HEGEMONY!
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[personal profile] meloukhia 2010-08-04 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*is ded*
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[personal profile] ruthi 2010-08-04 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
:D <3
(I have no words and am reduced to emoticons of glee)
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[personal profile] arallara 2010-08-04 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yaaaaayyy!!

"HULK WOULD RATHER SMASH GENDER BINARY OF PERFORMATIVE SHOWERING."

AWESOME. I'm on a unicorn, indeed. *g*
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[personal profile] transient 2010-08-04 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
A beautiful thing to start the morning with. AWESOME.
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[personal profile] toft 2010-08-04 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS IS AWESOME
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[personal profile] isagel 2010-08-04 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
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[personal profile] sasha_feather 2010-08-04 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
LOVE.
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[personal profile] copracat 2010-08-04 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Your win is truly epic.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
<3 <3 <3!
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[personal profile] jadelennox 2010-08-04 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Two of my favorite icons express their approval:

@FEMINISTHULK SMASH
Judith Butler: gender is a sex toy
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[personal profile] glass_icarus 2010-08-04 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
*DIES*

&hearts &hearts &hearts &hearts &hearts!
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[personal profile] oliviacirce 2010-08-04 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
This is possibly the best thing I have ever read. A+++++
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[personal profile] musesfool 2010-08-04 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!
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[personal profile] starlady 2010-08-04 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, this is amazing.
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[personal profile] jibrailis 2010-08-04 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
STARING IN AMAZEMENT.

Oh god, this is brilliant.
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[personal profile] darkemeralds 2010-08-04 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Made of win.
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[personal profile] such_heights 2010-08-04 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the most brilliant thing that has ever brillianted! :D

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