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happydork ([personal profile] happydork) wrote in [community profile] oldspice_kinkmeme2010-08-03 07:49 pm
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SWAN DIVE! INTO THE BEST KINK MEME OF YOUR LIFE!

Look at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Now back at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Sadly, it isn't this comm, but if it stopped featuring other fandoms and switched to writing about The Old Spice Man, it could smell like this comm:

-- Please post each new prompt as the start of a new thread.
-- If you are filling a prompt, please post your fill as a reply to that comment and include the word "fill" in the title of your comment.
-- Please keep things civil.
-- If something needs the attention of the mods, please post a comment with the word "mods" in the title of that comment or email oldspicekinkmeme [at] gmail [dot] com.
-- I'm on a horse.


[EDIT as of 5th April 2013: The only traffic here is now spam, so anonymous comments have been turned off.]

Fill: Common Scents

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man didn't know how he ended up in the U.S. Senate gym's showers. It didn't matter. Maybe today he was a senator. That seemed appropriate.

Old Spice Man also didn't know how to process what he was seeing. Yes, that was Vice President Man, a man Old Spice Man knew was made of testosterone and strong words. A man Old Spice Man was sure unironically greeted women with a hearty, "Hello, ladies," and meant it.

A man holding what appeared to be flowery, pink body wash. Lady scented. Old Spice Man reacted in horror. "Vice President Man-"

"Call me Joe," Vice President Man said.

Old Spice Man narrowed his eyes. What man didn't like titles? "Joe," he said slowly, "why are you using that Lady Scented Body Wash?"

Vice President Man looked down at his body wash and frowned. "This? It's just soap."

"But it smells...for the ladies." Even in his confusion, Old Spice Man knew he sounded suave.

At that, Vice President Man treated him to a blinding grin. "It smells like soap. 'Cause it's soap. There's nothing manly or unmanly about soap, Man."

Perhaps Vice President Man was right. There was no need to assign gender stereotypes to soap, or perpetuate potentially harmful gender binaries with shower products. Old Spice Man smelled good because he was Old Spice Man, not because his soap made him more male than men who used other soaps. "A fair point," he pronounced, "though my body wash is still superior." It was superior because it was his, and it was his because it was superior.

Vice President Man shrugged, which Old Spice Man took as a victory!. Then he swung his arm around Old Spice Man's shoulders. "If you say so. Listen, that presidential abs-point thing?" Vice President Man punched him lightly in his muscular, sculpted chest. "We really like that. Good job, Senator Old Spice Man."

Old Spice Man smiled, feeling as though he had done a good job, and all was right in his world.

The end.
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Re: Fill: Common Scents

[personal profile] staranise 2010-08-04 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
AWESOME.

Re: Fill: Common Scents

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
I am in love with you, I am in love with this comment, I am in love with the true and pure friendship that would surely blossom between Vice President Man and Old Spice Man. All is happiness. All is joy.

I cannot pick a favourite line in much the same way as Old Spice Man cannot pick a favourite flexing position to show off his mighty Old Spice Man muscles.

Re: Fill: Common Scents

(Anonymous) 2010-08-04 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
I was the OP, btw.
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[personal profile] quinfirefrorefiddle 2010-08-04 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
I love the entire universe right now.
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[personal profile] toft 2010-08-04 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
THIS IS WONDERFUL
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[personal profile] allchildren 2010-08-05 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
ahahaha AMAZING
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Re: Fill: Common Scents

[personal profile] paraka 2011-05-25 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hi! *waves*

[livejournal.com profile] stargate_sg1sg1 are putting together a podfic anthology of some of these kink meme responses. We were hoping to use this story. Because this is an anon kink meme, we're kind of in a weird place asking for permission to record (I'm not even sure if the author is following comments or who the author is even if I get a response). So I'm just gonna hope that the author sees this and won't mind. If the author sees this and *does* mind, please feel free to tell me (or tel me if you're ok with it!) and I'll take the story out of the anthology. I'm hoping to post it a week from now so if you let me know before then, it won't get released at all, if you let me know after, I'll remove it.

I hope you're ok with this!

Re: Fill: Common Scents

(Anonymous) 2011-05-31 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I heard about this today and decided to check in. I'm the author and am fine with it!
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Re: Fill: Common Scents

[personal profile] paraka 2011-05-31 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Awesome! I just finished it tonight but I'm going to wait till Friday to post it to give other authors a chance to back out if that's what they want. I'll be sure to post a link to this comm when it's done. :D