happydork: The man your man could smell like (from the Old Spice ad) with the caption: Hello Ladies (Hello Ladies)
happydork ([personal profile] happydork) wrote in [community profile] oldspice_kinkmeme2010-08-03 07:49 pm
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SWAN DIVE! INTO THE BEST KINK MEME OF YOUR LIFE!

Look at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Now back at your kink meme. Now back to this comm. Sadly, it isn't this comm, but if it stopped featuring other fandoms and switched to writing about The Old Spice Man, it could smell like this comm:

-- Please post each new prompt as the start of a new thread.
-- If you are filling a prompt, please post your fill as a reply to that comment and include the word "fill" in the title of your comment.
-- Please keep things civil.
-- If something needs the attention of the mods, please post a comment with the word "mods" in the title of that comment or email oldspicekinkmeme [at] gmail [dot] com.
-- I'm on a horse.


[EDIT as of 5th April 2013: The only traffic here is now spam, so anonymous comments have been turned off.]

(Anonymous) 2010-08-06 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
the old spice man realizes that in order to continue traveling in the manner in which he is accustomed (aka, on horses or the backs of harleys he built with his bare hands), he needs insurance!

enter FLO, the progressive insurance lady! clearly she would be charmed and he would be charming and oh yes.

some flo highlights:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtkc7W1kNUM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itDejkU20Ig
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPhq_gC9pZs

(Anonymous) 2010-08-13 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
OMG I need this in my life!

(Anonymous) 2010-08-06 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Crossover of this http://oldspice-kinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/460.html?thread=1228#cmt1228

and this http://oldspice-kinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/460.html?thread=12748#cmt12748

in which all parties go on a showering roadtrip together. Or train trip. Or just hang out.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-06 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
A queer girl, having no luck with the ladies, tries wearing Old Spice to see if her luck changes. What happens?

(Anonymous) 2010-08-06 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man, Mac, PC.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-06 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man meets Barbara From Bankworld [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU-Mzkn7gDQ]!

(Anonymous) 2010-08-06 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man/Misha Collins. I'm the man your Twitter feed could smell like.

I'm on a minion.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-15 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
YES THIS PLEASE

(no subject)

[personal profile] hellpenguin - 2010-09-15 05:49 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) 2010-08-07 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Gene Hunt and/vs. Old Spice Man.

I'm in a Quattro.

[personal profile] boosette 2010-08-07 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man/The Most Interesting Man In The World.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-13 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
My friends, I don't always shower, but when I do, I am the man your Old Spice could smell like.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-08 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
The Old Spice Man vs Batman. Batman may have as much prep time as you, dear author, deem appropriate.
cynthia1960: (feminist hulk love)

[personal profile] cynthia1960 2010-08-11 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*applause*

(Anonymous) 2010-08-12 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man/The Old Spice Man of Experience (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1OxkFOK18 or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg6bZSM48vU): Gen, slash, or manly bonding type stuff.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-12 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
THIS NEEDS TO BE FILLED!

(Anonymous) 2010-08-12 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man/The Former Doctor For Pretend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TusJ8HSLaUs)... Anything really...

(Anonymous) 2010-08-12 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
The Old Spice Man in the Scott Pilgrim universe. Scott has to take on The Old Spice Man after getting lost on a side quest and Wallace is no help.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-12 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Sue Sylvester/Old Spice Man. She's on a hovercraft.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-13 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
OMG I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!

(no subject)

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-13 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
The Old Spice Man vs the Doctor: he's clearly not a real human being, but can the Doctor make anyone care? Even his companions? (Any Doctor(s) or companion(s) you like.)

Perhaps not PRECISELY what you requested...

(Anonymous) 2010-08-16 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, Time Lords.

You have been saving innocent civilizations for many hundreds of years; I surf on tsunamis every weekend. You know that you are almost as manscular and eye-catching as me. I know that you occasionally have a very cool bow-tie.

But did you know that if you stopped using exotic extraterrestrial body-wash made for the gender of alien that likes smelling like puppies and flowers, and switched to Old Spice, your companions would stop whining and running off to be humans and you would never have to wear that expression of noble long-suffering ever again? Don't get me wrong: It's dashing.

Old Spice is the only thing that will allow you to wield that weird screwdriver thing in one hand, and hold back your companions from certain doom with the other, while wearing very attractive pants, not smelling like a lady, and penning your autobiography, all while making magnificent speeches that would make even the stoic bison weep glistening tears of inspiration.

So do you want to achieve your dreams and save the universe from utter oblivion? You tell me.

I'm on an Ood.

Re: Perhaps not PRECISELY what you requested...

(Anonymous) - 2010-08-21 16:30 (UTC) - Expand

Oldspice Guy vs. Priceline Negotiator!

(Anonymous) 2010-08-13 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
BATTLE OF THE AGES. AND THEN THEY ARE BROS. and maybe there is sex. but really they're just bros.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmkb3-liWzY

(Anonymous) 2010-08-13 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man meets the King of All Cosmos. I don't care what happens.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-14 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
The Katamari Damacy King of All Cosmos?

(no subject)

[personal profile] gracie_musica - 2010-08-15 03:04 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) 2010-08-14 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'm on the Enterprise.

I'm on an Enterprise

(Anonymous) 2010-08-14 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, Ladies.

Look at your captain, now back at me. Now back at your captain. Now back at me.
Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using lady-scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like me.

Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on Balosnee VI with the man your captain could smell like.

What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that Holodeck program you love.

Look again. The tickets are now Tribbles.
Anything is possible when your captain smells like Old Spice and not a lady.

I'm on an Enterprise.

Old spice man

(Anonymous) 2010-08-14 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Old spice Man vs Chuck. (please note this idea came about since I found out that the Old spice Man will be on chuck during the new season.)

(Anonymous) 2010-08-14 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
current Old Spice man vs. the seven evil exes past Old Spice men

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT

[identity profile] tehsongsong.livejournal.com 2010-08-15 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the greatest response to a kink meme I have ever read.

I'm shedding a few tears here.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-15 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
OLD SPICE MAN/CHUCK NORRIS. THEY HAVE A MAN-OFF.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-21 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Old Spice Man battles Navigtr, host of Gaming in The Clinton Years, in a climactic battle.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-21 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Kratos has defeated the Gods of Olympus, and destroyed the Titans;

THERE IS ONLY ONE OBSTACLE LEFT IN HIS PATH: OLD SPICE MAN

(Anonymous) 2010-08-21 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
old spice man saves money on car insurance by switching to geico.

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